[lessthanthree]

Customer comes in, gets her usual order (iced venti half sweet skinny vanilla latte), pays with her starbucks card, and FUCKING TIPS US $20.  WTF.  She’s like, “I really appreciate you girls.  You always know my order and I never have cash to tip you.”  Me and my coworker look at each other in shock and awe.  I actually told her not to give us the money, but she insisted.  We thanked her and she went on her way.

DAFUQ, MAN.  Regulars be cray.

I Want A Mocha

Me: Hi what can I get for you?
Customer: I want a mocha.
Me: Cool; hot or cold?
Customer: Cold.  Like a frappuccino, but no syrup.
Me: Okay, well the syrup kind of holds it together so I wouldn’t recommend doing that.  Did you want to do the sugar free base syrup?
Customer: I want a mocha.
Me: Um, so do you want the frappuccino or just an iced mocha.
Customer: No, the regular one.
Me: So the hot one?
Customer: No, the frappuccino.
Me: So did you want me to make it with the sugar free base?
Customer: I want a mocha.
Me: Sure thing.

That bitch got an iced mocha.

Two of my babies told me today that they really enjoyed working with me.

Got some feels right in the heart.

One time I made a really shitty acapella thing with myself because I was bored and hungry.

yourbaristahatesyou:

verysharpteeth:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

What the actual hell? The check out person says “have a nice day” and your correct response is “you too!” What is so hard about that? Wanker.

If a customer ever handed one of these to me, I would literally rip it up in front of them.

yourbaristahatesyou:

verysharpteeth:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

What the actual hell? The check out person says “have a nice day” and your correct response is “you too!” What is so hard about that? Wanker.

If a customer ever handed one of these to me, I would literally rip it up in front of them.

First they take your sleep.
And then they take your soul.

Note to self: force Brandon to wake up at an ungodly hour and then close the store.

Penises I have captured in my travels of OKC moderation.

As a kid I never understood why people were so stoked on holidays. And now I understand because I have a liquor problem.

Need a hair cut.  Preferably short.

sexsocialismandscifi:

queerheretic:

bluberryjelly:

akatriel-rowanborn:

that-one-shadow:

death-limes:

ladybeek:

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i think about these kinda things a lot

it’s even sadder when you consider that eevee evolves to sylveon with love (and umbreon with friendship)

so this eevee really loved its trainer when it evolved

only to be greeted with this

are you trying to kill me

I don’t even play Pokémon anymore and I’m sad.

who gave you the right

this hits me harder after seeing that post about how Sylveons are coincidentally the trans flag’s colours.

Oh man. This is the most affected I have ever been by a Pokemon comic.